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cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

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fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

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waltdisneysdaily:

EVERY DISNEY FILM:

Robin Hood (1973)

"Keep your chin up. Someday there’ll be happiness again in Nottingham, you’ll see."

[every Dreamworks film] [every 20th Century Fox film]

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draelogor:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

with all the force of a great typhoon

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hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

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itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

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probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

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pizzazzhands:

deanlorean:

Ignoring Cas’s blunt and completely hilarious sense of dry humor for a moment, think about what he’s actually saying here.  Castiel is the name given to him by God.  Castiel translates roughly to ‘my cover is God’ or ‘shield of God’ in Biblical theophory—the ‘el’ suffix means ‘God’, and ‘iel’ means ‘of God.’ Cas is the name given to him by Dean.  Deliberately or not, Dean removed the part of Cas’s name that means ‘of God’, and left him with ‘shield’.  Castiel isn’t actually a Biblical angel—it’s a variant of the name ‘Cassiel’, who was an archangel in the Kabbalah responsible for observing the Earth with no interference.  Making it up as we go, indeed.

WHOA

THESE WRITERS

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that-new-york-boy:

Hi guys,

I need more “whatever I feel like posting” and comedy blogs to follow

Fandoms are good too, these are the ones I’m in too

-Doctor who

-Supernatural

-Sherlock

-Harry Potter

-Divergent

-Merlin

-Don’t hug me I’m scared

-Frozen/Disney

I’ll check out all reblogs over the course of tomorrow and follow a bunch!

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comealongraggedypond:

The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.

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emocollegegirl:

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

I give up I will never find a friendship like this

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