this is a very serious show about very serious things
balthazar is what would happen if someone on tumblr became an angel like most people on here would change huge historic events just to get rid of music they didn’t like too
tbh i would pull serious shit to undo Blurred Lines
I had to reblog this because they’re holding hands
and nothing melts me more than platonic grown-up hand-holding
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
"i have 24 hours until i submit and i have done jack shit" the nail-biting conclusion to the trilogy
"i have 12 hours til it’s due but all i have is a heading (and i’m still on tumblr)" the reboot
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
That’s the cutest thing I ever did see
HOW DID YOU FIND THESE!! I THOUGHT I HAD BURNED THE PICTURES OF MY YOUTH!! I AM NOT CUTE I AM A TERRIFYING, FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!! I AM THE DRAGON DREAD!!
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
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The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
Fangirl Challenge → 2/10 pairings - Jack Harkness x Ianto Jones
“It’s not men. It’s just him.”
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#THAT ONE BRIEF SHINING MOMENT JAVERT THOUGHT HE HAD A FRIEND #A JUSTICE FRIEND #WE’LL HUNT PEOPLE DOWN #IT’LL BE GREAT #WE CAN HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS
Javert very nearly has sparkling anime eyes here from the intensity of his mancrush
I MADE THIS WITH MY TEARS
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
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